{"id":1044,"date":"2016-07-06T11:36:27","date_gmt":"2016-07-06T09:36:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ewa.siuzdak.pl\/blog\/?p=1044"},"modified":"2016-07-06T11:36:27","modified_gmt":"2016-07-06T09:36:27","slug":"kostka","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ewa.siuzdak.pl\/blog\/kostka\/","title":{"rendered":"Kostka"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Zielony<\/a><\/p>\n

\n TEATRZYK ZIELONY PITERNIK<\/em>
\n ma zaszczyt przedstawi\u0107<\/em>
\n tragedi\u0119 gastronomiczn\u0105<\/em>
\n pod niesmacznym tytu\u0142em:<\/em><\/p>\n

\u201eKOSTKA\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

W y s t \u0119 p u j \u0105:
\nMATKA \u2013 m\u0142oda, potargana
\nOJCIEC \u2013 Alojzy Pompka
\nDZIECI\u0118 \u2013 s\u0142odki dwulatek<\/p>\n

DZIECI\u0118:
\n(szele\u015bci papierkiem i mlaska)<\/em><\/p>\n

OJCIEC:
\nDzieci\u0119, co tam zajadasz?<\/p>\n

MATKA
\n(tonem wszystkowiedz\u0105cym):<\/em>
\nTo kostka roso\u0142owa. Dzieci\u0119, tego si\u0119 nie je.<\/p>\n

DZIECI\u0118
\n(z pogard\u0105 wszystkowiedz\u0105c\u0105):<\/em>
\nPle!<\/p>\n

K u r t y n a<\/p>\n

CIOTKA GIENIA:
\nLudzie! Tragedia! Dawa\u0107 dziecku kostki roso\u0142owe! Ta matka gotowa\u0107 nie potrafi! To\u017c to sama chemia, to si\u0119 w \u017cy\u0142ach odk\u0142ada!
\n(wyrywa sobie w\u0142osy z g\u0142owy)<\/em><\/p>\n

PUBLICZNO\u015a\u0106:
\n(obrzuca CIOTK\u0118 torebkami po zupkach chi\u0144skich i gotowych sosach)<\/em><\/p>\n

PAN MIETEK:
\n(ko\u0144czy to przedstawienie)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

TEATRZYK ZIELONY PITERNIK ma zaszczyt przedstawi\u0107 tragedi\u0119 gastronomiczn\u0105 pod niesmacznym tytu\u0142em: \u201eKOSTKA\u201d W y s t \u0119 p u j \u0105: MATKA \u2013 m\u0142oda, potargana OJCIEC \u2013 Alojzy Pompka DZIECI\u0118 \u2013 s\u0142odki dwulatek DZIECI\u0118: (szele\u015bci papierkiem i mlaska) OJCIEC: Dzieci\u0119, … Czytaj dalej →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1044","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-teatrzyk-zielony-piternik"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ewa.siuzdak.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1044","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ewa.siuzdak.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ewa.siuzdak.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ewa.siuzdak.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ewa.siuzdak.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1044"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ewa.siuzdak.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1044\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1045,"href":"https:\/\/ewa.siuzdak.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1044\/revisions\/1045"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ewa.siuzdak.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1044"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ewa.siuzdak.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1044"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ewa.siuzdak.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1044"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}