{"id":1047,"date":"2017-12-08T01:10:12","date_gmt":"2017-12-08T00:10:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ewa.siuzdak.pl\/blog\/?p=1047"},"modified":"2017-12-08T01:10:12","modified_gmt":"2017-12-08T00:10:12","slug":"koleda","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ewa.siuzdak.pl\/blog\/koleda\/","title":{"rendered":"Kol\u0119da"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/ewa.siuzdak.pl\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/piternik-wykadrowany.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-253 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/ewa.siuzdak.pl\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/piternik-wykadrowany.jpg\" alt=\"Zielony Piternik\" width=\"456\" height=\"510\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ewa.siuzdak.pl\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/piternik-wykadrowany.jpg 456w, https:\/\/ewa.siuzdak.pl\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/piternik-wykadrowany-268x300.jpg 268w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 456px) 100vw, 456px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>TEATRZYK ZIELONY PITERNIK<\/em><br \/>\n<em> ma zaszczyt przedstawi\u0107<\/em><br \/>\n<em> sztuk\u0119 tendencyjn\u0105<\/em><br \/>\n<em> pod za\u015bnie\u017conym tytu\u0142em:<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u201eKOL\u0118DA\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">W y s t \u0119 p u j \u0105:<br \/>\nKSI\u0104DZ \u2013 miejscowy duszpasterz<br \/>\nGOSPODYNI \u2013 z chowu klatkowego<br \/>\nANTYKLERYKA\u0141 \u2013 z Krainy Deszczowc\u00f3w<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>S c e n a: St\u00f3\u0142 nakryty bia\u0142ym obrusem. Na nim krzy\u017c, dwie \u015bwiece, woda \u015bwi\u0119cona, Koperta i dwana\u015bcie zeszyt\u00f3w do religii. Przeogromny ba\u0142agan.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">KSI\u0104DZ:<br \/>\n<em>(puka do drzwi)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">GOSPODYNI:<br \/>\nProsz\u0119!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">ANTYKLERYKA\u0141:<br \/>\nKarramba!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">KSI\u0104DZ:<br \/>\nPok\u00f3j temu domowi.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">GOSPODYNI:<br \/>\nI wszystkim jego mieszka\u0144com. W sam\u0105 por\u0119 \u2013 w\u0142a\u015bnie zabiera\u0142am si\u0119 za sprz\u0105tanie. Ma ksi\u0105dz ochot\u0119 na mycie pod\u0142ogi?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">KSI\u0104DZ:<br \/>\n<em>(myje pod\u0142og\u0119)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">ANTYKLERYKA\u0141:<br \/>\nDo diab\u0142a!<br \/>\n<em>(odchodzi stukaj\u0105c kopytami)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">K u r t y n a<br \/>\nopuszczona przez dwa anio\u0142ki<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>TEATRZYK ZIELONY PITERNIK ma zaszczyt przedstawi\u0107 sztuk\u0119 tendencyjn\u0105 pod za\u015bnie\u017conym tytu\u0142em: \u201eKOL\u0118DA\u201d W y s t \u0119 p u j \u0105: KSI\u0104DZ \u2013 miejscowy duszpasterz GOSPODYNI \u2013 z chowu klatkowego ANTYKLERYKA\u0141 \u2013 z Krainy Deszczowc\u00f3w S c e n a: &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/ewa.siuzdak.pl\/blog\/koleda\/\">Czytaj dalej <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1047","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-teatrzyk-zielony-piternik"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ewa.siuzdak.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1047","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ewa.siuzdak.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ewa.siuzdak.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ewa.siuzdak.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ewa.siuzdak.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1047"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/ewa.siuzdak.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1047\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1050,"href":"https:\/\/ewa.siuzdak.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1047\/revisions\/1050"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ewa.siuzdak.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1047"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ewa.siuzdak.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1047"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ewa.siuzdak.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1047"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}