{"id":986,"date":"2014-01-19T12:55:04","date_gmt":"2014-01-19T11:55:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ewa.siuzdak.pl\/blog\/?p=986"},"modified":"2014-01-19T12:55:04","modified_gmt":"2014-01-19T11:55:04","slug":"daj-mi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ewa.siuzdak.pl\/blog\/daj-mi\/","title":{"rendered":"Daj mi"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Zielony<\/a>
\nTEATRZYK ZIELONY PITERNIK<\/em>
\n ma zaszczyt przedstawi\u0107<\/em>
\n tragedi\u0119 ma\u0142\u017ce\u0144sk\u0105<\/em>
\n w skutki brzemienn\u0105<\/em>
\n w trzech aktach<\/em>
\n pod zasadniczym tytu\u0142em:<\/em><\/p>\n

„DAJ MI”<\/strong><\/p>\n

W y s t \u0119 p u j \u0105:
\nM\u0104\u017b \u2013 osobnik prosty a zdecydowany
\n\u017bONA \u2013 z okr\u0105g\u0142ym brzuszkiem i s\u0142oikiem kiszonych og\u00f3rk\u00f3w<\/p>\n

AKT I<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u017bONA
\n(patrzy po\u017c\u0105dliwie na czekoladki w r\u0119ku m\u0119\u017ca):<\/em>
\nDaj mi to!<\/p>\n

M\u0104\u017b:
\n(pucuj\u0105c czekoladki):<\/em>
\nNie.
\n(na stronie):<\/em>
\nJestem asertywny. Nie. Nie. Nie.
\n(robi do lustra asertywne miny)<\/em><\/p>\n

\u017bONA
\n(w\u0142adczo):<\/em>
\nAle kobiecie w stanie b\u0142ogos\u0142awionym si\u0119 nie odmawia!<\/p>\n

M\u0104\u017b:
\nNie jestem przes\u0105dny.<\/p>\n

K u r t y n a
\nopada poci\u0105gni\u0119ta ogonem czarnego kota, ucinaj\u0105c AKT II i AKT III<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

TEATRZYK ZIELONY PITERNIK ma zaszczyt przedstawi\u0107 tragedi\u0119 ma\u0142\u017ce\u0144sk\u0105 w skutki brzemienn\u0105 w trzech aktach pod zasadniczym tytu\u0142em: „DAJ MI” W y s t \u0119 p u j \u0105: M\u0104\u017b \u2013 osobnik prosty a zdecydowany \u017bONA \u2013 z okr\u0105g\u0142ym brzuszkiem i … Czytaj dalej →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[39,32,48],"class_list":["post-986","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-teatrzyk-zielony-piternik","tag-ciaza","tag-teatrzyk","tag-zachcianki"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ewa.siuzdak.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/986","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ewa.siuzdak.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ewa.siuzdak.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ewa.siuzdak.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ewa.siuzdak.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=986"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ewa.siuzdak.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/986\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":988,"href":"https:\/\/ewa.siuzdak.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/986\/revisions\/988"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ewa.siuzdak.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=986"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ewa.siuzdak.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=986"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ewa.siuzdak.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=986"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}